{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}
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