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Kerb painting is the painting of road kerbs, usually intended to give the impression that everyone in that area shares the same affiliation. It is most commonly associated with Northern Ireland where it is used by both unionists and nationalists to mark what they consider their territory. It is an offence to paint kerbs in Northern Ireland, though there have been few prosecutions. Highways authorities have trialled the use of paint-resistant plastic kerbs to counter the problem.

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The Inspector General of Police (IGP) is the professional head of the Sri Lanka Police. They are the most senior police officer in Sri Lanka and oversees all police personnel throughout the country. The IGP reports to the Minister of Law and Order, when the Police Service is under the Ministry of Law and Order as it is currently.

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Baza Sportivă Paleu is a multi-purpose stadium in Paleu, Bihor County, Romania. It is currently used mostly for football matches, is the home ground of CA Oradea and has a capacity of 1,500 people. In the past, the stadium was the home ground of FC Paleu and Dinamo Oradea.

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